Feeling deprASSed ?

So, what is it this time

• You and your girlfriend had a fight.. (eyeing some one else... werent you)
  
• Your boss fired your ass... (coz you were being yourself....Incompetent)
  
• Your job does not pay well enough (some consolation... which job does??)
  
• India lost another overseas series (When will you give up on them...?)
• Keep wondering if its not big enough (Stop watching porn and change your benchmark)
  
• Roomie has pained the crap out of you with his talk abt lucre... (this has depressed you.. get a life!!!)
  
• Bumped into an old flame.. and she looked so happy (seriously... move on man)
• Hajjar other things...

All of the above happened to me (except point #5... ya right.. you wish). Normal remedies -

• Dont let the freshness go out of your life. Keep eyeing others
• Your mom, dad, grandpa, girlfriend tried and tried but could not change you. How can you let some Boss with no Bass change you. Continue to be yourself
• Start comparing your sal package with batchmates who got placed in Slot 10. Suddenly you will feel rainbows sproutin all over the world.
• Watch old Glorious India re runs on ESPN. They plays tonnes of them.
• Mix some digestion-inducing-shit in his food. Ensure its way above the prescribed limit. And when he makes the much needed visit to the loooo - lock him inside. Die you dog
• Nothing to say - move on.
  

On a seriously funny note -

• Read blogs. Stumbled onto http://sidin.blogspot.com/2005/09/shopping-with-enemy.html. Its crazily funny.
  

Until later...