Hum - Tum

Hum has never reached anywhere on time, Tum rarely ever gets late
Hum is the most un virgo virgo, Tum could organise a completed Rubik's cube better
Hum likes to read and write, Tum could talk till the cows come home
Hum likes to watch cricket, Tum would rather shop
Hum is too country, Tum could teach the Queen a thing or two
Hum likes the hills, Tum likes the seas
Hum hates brown, Tum loves brown
Hum likes beer, Tum loves wine
Hum squeezes the toothpaste at the bottom, Tum squashes it in the middle
Hum is vague, Tum is crystal
Hum is superstitious, Tum says "balls"

So many opposites, it had to happen.
Hum Tum are getting married - Jan 31 is the wedding and Feb 2 is the reception.